Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Holiday Fauna – February Long Weekend

A seemingly never ending stream of camper trailers packed to the brim with families and equipment are descending on the park. I am not sure if you have ever seen them, but these tardis like apparatus suddenly unfold into three times their size. This is the Boating, Camping and Fishing equipment of an outdoor palace attached to gleaming 4wd vehicles out for a long weekend of fun. Most are clustered with 3 or 4 others containing family and/or friends and some even dig out temporary gazebos that act as a central gathering point. Gathering, by the speed of disembarkation, most do this on a regular basis.

Next to us emerging from one such gleaming carcass is the epitomy of the alpha male and his entourage. A would be alpha clone emerges from another albeit with only a traditional tent in his trailer. They slap each other’s shoulders in an act of brotherhood and business begins. This is truly an amazing event to watch as the tardis rises from its tin heart to disgorge its contents. A seriousness descends on the camp and shirts are shed to reveal a much loved hairy one pack to their fluttering mates. The alpha male and his would be clone keep sneeking peeks at each other as if in competition to see who will win.  Family sleeping quarters appear with a fully equipped gourmet outdoor kitchen and in next to no time Alpha male is out cooking up a storm whilst his clone works silently, just a little crushed at not being the one to finish first.

 This scenario is played out again and again across the now teeming park whilst kids on mountain bikes, on foot, in nappies and with a multitude of play equipment run around happily making new friends. 
Alpha Male is loving it! He partly covers the hairy beast with a small apron. From where I am sitting his Chippendale like stance is displayed not only for the wives and any ‘lucky’ woman that should stumble past but as a reminder to the competition that he is ‘The Man’. This is someone who looks in the mirror every morning, likes what he sees and feels it his duty to share with the world. The clone however is not defeated and comeback is imminent. Shirt is shrugged aside as he makes his next volley. Smart clone begins to play with the children, tossing balls and playing chase. Women’s’ eyes are immediately drawn to him, expressions soften and reverent tones ensue as squeals fill the air with glee. His posture expands – he knows he has this in the bag. Round 2 belongs to him and him alone. This is the weekend of manly men doing manly things interspersed with manly men doing womanly things much to the wonder of all.

The park is shared with a range of other more exotic fauna – the European backpacker (cators I call them) out to do 3 months of apple picking so they can stay in Australia. They are young, tanned, fit, specimens of both genders that inhabit small tents around the edge of the camp. The evening proves to be especially entertaining as the row of Fauna cator tents become dens of sexual iniquity, hormones spilling freely with unbridled lust. Girls wearing very little and boys shirtless with tanned torsos dive in and out of tents sharing spoils in a way that could only be described as liberal in its approach.  It was especially confronting as one male stepped out of his tent offering the vans nearby a rather large silhouette for all to see whilst stretching and smoking in easy turns. Wow they really don’t have an issue with body parts! The pool is another area in which they prove that anything goes as young girls in micro bikinis becoming very friendly not once looking at or caring who might be around. What a contrast to the family friendly surrounds they make.


The area is beautiful and we visit wineries, cideries and galleries. We even manage to visit the local markets for delectable produce and treats for the kids. Just another weekend in paradise which unfortunately ends with us hightailing it back to Perth to finish up our last few jobs before taking off for the next two years.  

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